Knitting isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle! Here's how to know if your life has become hopelessly entangled with yarn.
You Want to Devote an Entire Room to Yarn Storage
The more you buy , the more you knit — right?! Don't worry, your kid won't miss his bedroom.
You Plan Vacations Around Yarn
Maybe you just happen to be in Rhinebeck during the Sheep & Wool Festival . Or perhaps you're visiting a city that has the most yarn stores per square mile. Either way, your spouse is getting suspicious.
You Keep a Project With You at All Times
You never know when you might have a few minutes to sneak in some stitches, whether it's in a waiting room, rush-hour traffic or during intermission of the middle-school play.
You Can't Leave a Yarn Store Without Buying Something
It was on sale. They practically forced you to buy it!
You Know Where All the Top Yarn Stores Are — in All Zip Codes
When it comes to yarn stores, your brain is like a mapping app. You can quickly navigate anyone to all the closest ones, even if said store is hundreds of miles away.
Your Email Inbox Is All Yarn, All the Time
You Have Multiples of Every Notion
Tape measures, stitch markers , needles of the same size — you never know when you might need an heir and a spare, or when you'll meet a beginner who might need to borrow an extra. All the more reason to stock up!
Friends Introduce You As "The One Who Knits"
"This is Ashley. She's the one who knits." It's a glorious way to be introduced, and yes, you wear the title with pride.
You Can ID Yarns and Color Names at a Glance
You're Thinking About Buying an Alpaca
You could knit with your dog's fur (and yes, you know that's a thing), but an alpaca — or angora rabbit! — is more up your alley. It can share the room with your supplies.
You're in Several Knitting Groups
When you say you're hanging out with your knitting friends, your family doesn't even immediately know which one.
You Lose Sleep to Finish a Project
Who needs eight hours of sleep when you can have eight hours of knitting plus a finished item?
Your Family Doesn't Expect Anything Store-Bought
You Can't Watch a Movie Without Knitting
Some people text or tweet while they watch, and this is just your own version of multitasking. Plus, it keeps your hand out of the chip bowl.
Knitters Always Ask You for Stitch Help
You're like a knitting doctor. No matter what the project, you're ready to seek a solution.
You Have Handknit Sweaters for Each Day of the Month
Wear those sweaters loud and proud, you knitting ninja!
Find Your Next Project
Now that you know you're addicted, why not start your next crafting adventure?